WolfCounselor spent a day at the fair counting how many kinds of food you could buy on a stick. We quit counting when we got to the deep-fried pineapple and decided everything is available on a stick at the fair.
At the end of the day, we decided the movie got it right:
Our State Fair is a great State Fair,
Don't miss it, don't even be late.
It's dollars to doughnuts that our State Fair,
Is the best State Fair in our state!